fattyvixen

twokittiess:

gingerblivet:

thatsthat24:

gymleaderkyle:

micdotcom:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

but do they got kik tho

Can we trade police forces?

More reasons to go live in Iceland.

Theyre all cute

oddkittenlove
willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..


Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

magicbuffet
dynamicdoll:


 ˚✧₊.⁎. ˚✧₊⁎..::D Y N A M I C D O L L ☆ G I V E A W A Y::.. ⁎⁺˳✧༚⁎⁺.˳✧༚

Hey~ I’ve recently passed 600 followers and to celebrate (and reward you all for putting up with me) I’ll be doing a small giveaway. Currently, I have no money to reward you guys with the cool prizes you deserve, but I’ll be giving away some patches and totes that were silk screened by yours truly. 
.::PRIZES::.
①st Kewpie tote bag + 3 patches of your choice
②nd Batman tote bag + 2 patches of your choice
③rd 3 patches of your choice
.::RULES::.
• This giveaway is for my lovely followers, so you must be following me. 
• Likes do not count, multiple reblogs are allowed but please spare ye followers from spam. 
• I will ship to the galaxies but you must be okay with giving me your name and mailing address. 
• Optional: Please check out my store via storenvy and give me a watch~
• Giveaway ends on October 1st at midnight. 

(ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧GOOD LUCK⁺✧(❛ัॢᵕ❛ั ॢ)✩*ೃ.⋆

dynamicdoll:

˚✧₊.⁎. ˚✧₊⁎..::D Y N A M I C D O L L ☆ G I V E A W A Y::.. ⁎⁺˳✧༚⁎⁺.˳✧༚

Hey~ I’ve recently passed 600 followers and to celebrate (and reward you all for putting up with me) I’ll be doing a small giveaway. Currently, I have no money to reward you guys with the cool prizes you deserve, but I’ll be giving away some patches and totes that were silk screened by yours truly.

.::PRIZES::.

st Kewpie tote bag + 3 patches of your choice
nd Batman tote bag + 2 patches of your choice
rd 3 patches of your choice

.::RULES::.

• This giveaway is for my lovely followers, so you must be following me.
• Likes do not count, multiple reblogs are allowed but please spare ye followers from spam.
• I will ship to the galaxies but you must be okay with giving me your name and mailing address.
• Optional: Please check out my store via storenvy and give me a watch~
• Giveaway ends on October 1st at midnight.

(ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧GOOD LUCK⁺✧(❛ัॢᵕ❛ั ॢ)✩*ೃ.⋆
opheliadanger

gipsiidanger:

aviculor:

westbor0baptistchurch:

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.